First Season Awards

 

Prologue

Birth is defined as an Origin or extraction from the mother. The SGTL was born from the SGGLers desire for something new, something good, and something everyone could enjoy. So yes the SGTL was born into the kali world and flourished through the beginning of it's life. Life is defined as The property or quality that distinguishes living organisms from dead organisms and inanimate matter. Ok so the SGTL had life…it flourished and grew in it's first month or so…then times got tough; players got sick of losing to the best of the best that we award in this ceremony. People gave up on the SGTL and moved back to the games of old. Death is defined as The termination of life; the state of being dead. And so it seems SGTL may have completed its life cycle. SGTL died about the same time as the SGSL did, we mourn the passing of the good times. BUT still we look into the future hoping, praying, even maybe begging that the need for tetrinet will return and the SGTL can be reborn. If not then we must at least congratulate the winners of the First SGTL Seasonal Awards.

 
Elvis's Gossip Corner
 

Hmmm what to say in this area of the awards…..let us see what I can come up with………First of all I want tothank MugWump, Zot, Philo, and Ohwrd for all the work they put into the SGTL to give it it's birth. Also I want to thank all the people who joined, competed, and had fun during this season.

Ok the first few weeks basically evolved into myself vs. BlindFury for the top spot…I wanna thank and congratulate him for the great games we had together. Next I wanna congratulate the "Newbies" clan, although they were far from their clan name. The moved the level of competition in the SGTL up a whole notch and brought some other great recruits along with them. I see now they have moved onto yet another league (bad news for the OZTL L ) and I wish them luck over there.

Third I want to thank all those players who may not have been the best of the best…these are the people who played no matter what conditions and what odds they faced. To all of you I give a new award, don’t have a fancy name for it but basically it's a Dedicated Player of the Season Award and it goes to all of you guys….you know who you are!!!

Ok well I think I said everything I wanted to get out so I won't delay any longer and Here We Go…………………!
 
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And so with no further delay I present to you the best there was, the best there is, and the best there ever will be…The Very First SGTL Seasonal Awards Ceremony…….
 
The Coolness Awards
Well the Zotter has relinquished his role of choosing the Coolness awards this season so your fearful Award's Host, The Great ElviS has taken the duties over this season. :::YAY !!!::: This first SGTL I have been humored by one clan in all of the catagories awarded here. And the Awards go to……………

Coolest New Clan Motto

This award goes to the most original, funniest, or most freightening clan motto in the bunch.

 
Cake Loving, Disco Dancing, African Llamas     

Winner

 "Nevermind that clan picture, I never saw that movie....I swear!"      

The quote alone isn't the best but with that picture I laughed my butt off!!     
 
The Predators     

Honorable Mention

 "It's Not The Reaper You Should Be Fearing...It's Us, Cause Everyone Must     
Die and Your Days Have Been Numbered..."     

Hey it may have been my clan but I still love that song lyric.
   

Coolest New Clan Name

As usual, arbitrary and capricious - of all our original and cool names, these were the ones which struck me in the right way:
 
Cake Loving, Disco Dancing, African Llamas     

 Winner

 Coming as it does from Dhali Llama, this one just made me laugh and still does. 
Newbies!     

Honorable Mention

 Just cause they were far from it I liked this name.
 
The Specialty Awards

The Pit Bull Awards

This award is in my opinion the most respected of awards....these players put aside their lives to come and play; and unfortunately lose more than win.  BUT they came back for more and for that I honor they with the treasured Pit Bull Award.  This season's winners are......    
MasterCaeser     
Gold
 5-31  My respect for all three of these guys 
Dhali-Llama     
Silver 
 8-37  
Pigum     
Bronze
 6-26  
   

The Warcraft Addict Awards

a.k.a. the 'it's 2:00 a.m....I can play a few more games of tetris
and the winner is......    
Orlandu     
Gold
  169 games   
Jazzy     
Silver
  95 games  
KaD     
Bronze
  94 games   
   

The Best Win Percentage Awards

...this is the 'he must be cheating' award  >:P    
Jazzy             
Gold
    86-9   91%
Kefka     
Silver
    38-5   88% 
SfMagical       
Bronze
    20-4    83% 
     
 
Most Valuable Players

Division A

   
Jazzy        
        Gold		 Newbies!   306 pts
Kefka     
     Silver 		 Newbies!  133 pts
   

Division B

   
Flea     
Gold
 Newbies!  265 pts
Med-Evil            
Silver
 Newbies!  120 pts
BlindFury     
Bronze
 The Overlords   103 pts
   

Division C

 
Orlandu        
             Gold		 The Overlords  134 pts
     
 
Divisional Champions
 
These awards are granted on the basis of the best seasonal score in each division.

Division A

   
 
  
Score 
W/L 
 Rating 
Jazzy        
Gold
 Newbies! 
401
86-9
2449
Kefka     
    Silver		 Newbies!  207 38-5   2406
   

Division B

   
 
  
Score 
 W/L 
 Rating 
flea     
Gold
 Newbies! 
349
54-11
2468
Elvis     
Silver
 The Predators 
233
54-38
1895
BlindFury       
Bronze
 The Overlords 
201
49-17
2109
   

Division C

   
 
  
Score 
 W/L 
Rating
Orlandu     
Gold
 The Overlords 
230
57-112
1896
Kevin-Nash     
Silver
 The Outlands
102
22-21
1939
     
 
 
 
 
     
 
Global Domination
In the battle for global domination these are the SGTL's 1st-season world powers:

Division A

   
Newbies!     
Gold
 Chief: flea 974 pts  
lamer$     
Silver
 Chief: chaty 506 pts  
The Overlords     
Bronze
 Chief: BlindFury   477 pts  
     
 
Warlords
These are the best of the Best of the BEST in this season....the 'Great Ones' of the SGTL    
Clan
Rating
 W/L 
 #RG 
 
flea     
Gold
 Newbies!
2468
54-11
65
 
Jazzy     
Silver
 Newbies!
2449
86-9
95
 
Kefka     
Bronze
 Newbies!
2406
38-5
43
 
    Honourable Mentions are also due to the others in the top 5:    
  Rating  W/L   #RG
Med-Evil   Newbies!   2260 31-7   38
GodSmacked   Outlands 2257 44-20   64
     
 
Sportsmen of the Season
The 'hey you're one hell of a person and it's a good thing you're around!!' award.

These ppl were nominated by their peers and the winner was picked by a select group of SGGLers.  I would like to personally congratulate all that were nominated and especially this season's winners.  The SGTL 1st season Sportsmen of the season are:

   
Zot and MugWump      
Winners  
 With all these two put into the SGTL to get it started and to give it a chance i have to give them this award.   They both earned it and much more.  Thanx and Congrats guys!!!  
        Welp that's all folks!!! .... Well ummm hrmmm let's see...any last words from me you ask?    Ya i guess so ... Thanks again to all that made this season possible and all that enjoyed the competition!!!  And i guess a small qoute or two to sum up this SGTL season and to put an end to this awards ceremony:

    "What we have here is a failure to communicate.  Some men you just can't reach, so you get what we had here last week.  Which is the way HE wants it...well HE gets it.  And I don't like it any more than you men."
 
 ElviS signing off till next time..............